CAN WE ALL NOW PUT DOWN THE LUGGAGE WE WERE GIVEN BY OUR PARENTS PLEASE? – Jaki Miles-Windmill D.F.Astrol

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07/09/2012 by Jaki Miles-Windmill


English: Old luggage at Arley railway station ...

English: Old luggage at Arley railway station on the Severn Valley Railway (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Can we all now put down the luggage we were given by our parents please? (NB: I am as guilty as everyone else) We have several choices available to us:

1: Carry it round on your back and suffer from the weight for the rest of your life. Relatives and friends secretly might: a) wonder why you do it, and b) if you could perhaps stop telling them about it?

2: Push it round in a trolly – easier but it will slow you down.

3: Lock it in a locker at a station and come back later. You may have to pay substantially for this in direct ratio to how long you leave facing dealing with it.

4: Use the locker but do a runner and leave it for ever. You won’t be able to forget it and the Guilt Police will always be after you but what the hell?

5: Recycle it. Make something useful from it (or make something useless like toilet roll holders in the shape of Mum and Dad).

6: Take it to a dump, throw it away and forget it.

7: Get someone to help you to get rid of it (an astrologer or a shamanic practitioner perhaps?).

Jaki Miles-Windmill D.F.Asrol.S

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